Would you be interested in participating in a scientific experiment?
I have been bottling cow farts for about 16 months now, and am just starting to turn my attention to human farts. Human-produced methane is a greenhouse gas and a wasted energy source.
My solution is to equip participants with an anal dilator, rubber hose, whisper-quiet compressor, and small back-pack fitted tank. Your gas will be unheard, and the tank looks like a designer purse or ordinary backpack. Your farts will be used as a fossil fuel alternative.
If you are interested in participating in an initial study, please answer my question, “yes.”
Gassy people only. Thank you!
xD
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